(Gaurdsman far left) "Your boyfriend over there can't win."
"Oh you don't think so"- female guardsman 1
"Time will tell, but I once saw her arm wrestle an Ultramarine"
"By the throne you lie!"
"Nope, actually happened on Graia. His name was Leandros, she made him cry."
Would you like anything else while I'm here?
Then I became sane again.
You appear to be suffering from a common illness, known as Huge Ego. It's not curable, but it's very treatable. An example of H.E. is relating yourself to the sun, i.e. the Earth, and infact everything, revolves around you. Simply realize you're not the Sun and you'll find your Ego shrinking in no time.
Other practices can be very helpful as well, such as recieving insults from others, realizing you're inferior to certain people and animals. Follow such treatments and I'm sure that the next we meet, you won't have an Ego at all.
This as been Flip's Tips.